sTory....use oF adverBs...

I haven't heard a good conversation recently, but Jacqueline always says that we can lie in English so I will.

A few weeks ago I was on the bus going home. Two girls were talking loudly about a party from last weekend. One of them said, " You won't believe it, but my friend told me that last Friday John and a blond girl were kissing hotly."
"Yes, and everybody was shocked", the other girl said drily.
"Of course! He's so fugly!", the blond girl replied laughing.
The blond girl friend looked at her and said, "by the way, did I forget to tell you that you were so drunk last Friday that you kissed John?"